May 2012
movingmrniels:
sociopathfromgallifrey:
albuspercivalwulfric:
nekama:
can we swap with america
give us barack we will give you julia ok free shipping and everything
who would want to ship jjulia with anyone
not even tony would hit that
excuse you look at that sexual tension
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I put a quote from Elizabeth Banks in my legal...
Because I need more sources and also she said what I would have written anyway.
So.
no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
When the school year is over
peace-is-alive:
“Oh gosh I’ll miss you guys so much!”
Me:
Me anytime I'm drinking something while driving my car: Shit. Shit that is freshhhh.
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
Derpy photo of your favorite celebrity
Normal person: What's wrong with their face?
You: OH GOD
You: OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
You: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS
You: YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
You: MAKE THAT FACE IN MY BED
You: OH GOD WHY DO I LOVE YOU
do you ever look at people’s urls and think who did you kill to get that
hungergay:
the world would be a better place if we replaced all forms of punctuation with a sexuality
so i was picking up marcus the other day pansexual and he said to me asexual mother gay when will the dinner be ready lesbian
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Guys I have 100 days of school left and we are...
THINGS ARE NOT OKAY.
caring—loudly:
I would like to thank Amy Poehler and her dancing for providing some much needed comic relief during this comedy.
“Whitney Houston’s ‘I Will Always Love You’ was constantly on my FM Walkman radio...”
– TINA FEY JUST FUCKING GETS ME (via justdanceintheflames)
Comedy television shows
classicajays:
We go into watching them thinking that we’ll get some good laughs, next thing you know you have so many tears and you’re an emotional wreck
Sudsy cried. Never thought I'd see that happen for...
duckieboudreaux:
so when they said “snl season finale”, what they meant to say was ”we’re going to tear your fucking heart out and dance on it on the main stage”
i cried when bill and kristen
hadersgonnahade:
bye
Me: Kristen's not leaving they said
Me: Nothing's confirmed 'till the end of the summer they said
Me: Why are you trying to climb up the walls of 30 Rock and bawling your eyes out they said
Reblog if Kristen Wiig.
aminpoehler:
Everything I could’ve asked for and more:
Lawrence Welk
Secret Word
Stefon
Lazy Sunday 2
Great music
Californians
Send off sketch
Full good nights
Amy Poehler
Rachel Dratch
So many SNL alums at goodnights
Thank you.
I hope you're happy now, Lorne.
b000000000f:
emilyanne46:
You killed everyone here
YOUR FANDOM IS GONE THEY ALL DIED I’M SO SORRY
