- mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
- people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
- your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
- me: and my friend was like-
- friend: what friend
- me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
AND ON THE 18TH OF DECEMBER, ALL MEMBERS OF THE NBC FANDOM SHAT THEIR PANTS.
I am going to miss Seth Meyers so, so, so much.
He’s not going anywhere yet (don’t panic), but eventually a day will come when he leaves SNL.
And that will be the day
That my life