I don't even know: Archive

mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato

Dec 21, 201171,751 notes

me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS

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Listen

agentdunhams:

Dec 21, 20111,508 notes

Lucky Jimmy Fallon

Dec 21, 20111,489 notes

when Jimmy says Dick...

thetoppart:

I get a lady boner.

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AND ON THE 18TH OF DECEMBER, ALL MEMBERS OF THE NBC FANDOM SHAT THEIR PANTS.

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veteranreporter:

I am going to miss Seth Meyers so, so, so much.

He’s not going anywhere yet (don’t panic), but eventually a day will come when he leaves SNL.

And that will be the day

That my life

Loses meaning

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